Arfer's welcum to Dezbru

Yer shudda sed yer wer juss vizitin Dezbru, weer yer from, Artfudsheer, weerz that? neer Lundun. Arter a kupple ov generayshuns ov yoor orfspring av livved in Dezbru yoor lot mite bee ackseptid bye thu Komoonitee. No garanteez, cuz Dezbru fowk ar a bit kweer uvver forrinerz. Wee ad sum ov yoor lot shuvved on us jurin thu larst wawer an thay ar stil ere, evaqueez thay corled um, that ent wot wee corled um. Thay wunt chairnge cuz thay still tawk forrin, thay sownd lyke wun ov them barrer boys floggin uvver rype banarnerz on th korner ov Kings Crorse stairshun. Wee sed weed evver wip rownd ter rayz enuff munny ter send um bak, singul tikits fer thu lot on um but thay wunt goo. Wun on um sniched ter th lowkul kopper an ee towld pakkit up or weed bee nicked, ennyway ee oosed ter ev a cuppa tee in an owse up New Street wen ee shudda bin werkin. Summow th tyerz on iz byke went flat wun artnoon an iz byke pump ad dissupeered, wee dint larf wen ee ad ter shuv iz byke um.
Wee shudda new ee wunt ferget inna urry, ee wairtid iz tyme an nabbed uss wen wee wer skrumpin dairn the lottmunts orf Dunkirk Avinoo. Ee giv uss er clowt rownd th eerole an towld uss ter tek orl thu plummz wee ad stuft up air jumperz an leeve um weer thay wer. Wee new ee shuvved um in is saddulbag an tukkum um fer izself, cuz nex day at skoowl is kids towld uss thayd ad plum pye fer tee.