Bitta Trubbul

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Bitta Trubbul Uvver Kettrin.

Arter reedin thru th minitz ov th larst kairnsul meetin it seemz asif th klurk iz evvin sum trubbul. Airnt serprized, betcha bootz onnit th blowk ooz job it iz ter arnser im iz er Poppiz serpawter. Summboddee shudda klood th klurk up, kuz them lot uvver Kettrin ar jellus az ell. Wy, cuz Dezbru Foottee Klub akchully bawt th Waterwerkz Feeld orf er Kettrin Kairnsul an thay stil ev it. Wotz th waterwerkz feeld yer arskin? It’z weer yer play footee, yoonitid kairnntiz premeyer leeg footee, thatz wot. An wee dawnt adder arsk ennyboddee wot kuller wee pairnt th dawz an winderz, wee ent gotta lanlawd ter arnser.

That lot uvver Kettrin av, thay flogged Rokinum Rowd an thay adder koff upp wrent munny ter th blowk uz bawtit. An thay keep arskin Kettrin Kairnsul ter elp em owt, Kettrin Kairnsul wud luv too but thay dairnt; kuz iffthay elp th Poppiz thenn thayl aff ter elp orl th uther footee klubs inn th burrer, inkloodin Dezbru; an thay ennagunna dewitt. Cuz Kettrin Kairnsul chukked orl air munny away olterin the rowdz in Kettrin, an thay ent dun yit. Parse th messig on ter Dezbru Kairnsulz klurk it airnt iz fawlt ee ent evvin enny arnser, blairm it on th fakt Dezbru wer er bit klevrer thun them uvver Kettrin. Proovez it dunnit, wee dawnt ev ter koff upp wrent; Kettrin duz.

Mee an th missus went Kettrin larst weak, wee went threw Rushtun ter goo, wee parst th Poppiz grairned an saw lowds ov bilderz vanz parkt orl uvver th plairse. Thay orl ad bitz ov pairper in theyr andz, lukked ter uss az thow thay wer plannin summat, wunt serprize uss if thay bilt sum bungerlowz or owziz onnit. Der yer rekun th lanlawdz ad enuff er wairtin fer iz munny an flogged it fer bildin?

Wudja beleev it, red the pairper on Satdy, annon the bak pairge it sed az ow th Poppiz wer arskin th fanz ter koff up sum munny ter paye th teem itz wairgiz. Yer godda tek yer atz orf ter ennyboddee oo serpawtz th Poppiz, yer unny godda imajin er Poppiz serpawterz owse on Krissmuss mawnin. Mam, wy ent Farthu Krissmuss bin? yer betta arsk yer Dad cuz ee giv orl th munny fer yaw prezzuntz ter th Poppiz. Weer iz Dad, eez up th shed peelin th spudz fer dinna, annee sez ee ent kummin dairn um til th Poppiz get strairt. Reckun weel bee a lung tyme a wairtin, bedda luk fer er noo Dad cuz th Poppiz iz gooin frum bad to wuss.